I wasn’t going to comment on the new Britney Spears video, despite the remarkable decision to debut it on 20/20 (of all places) on Friday. Maura over at Idolator had already said everything I was thinking about the stunt, while the rest of my thoughts on Britney ‘08 were thoroughly aired in my VMAs critique. Besides, I’m not exactly a big fan, and she’s pretty low on the list of artists in need of exposure here.But look, it’s a holiday weekend, which means all of you are home from work, masturbating salubriously. And holy fucking shit, in this new video, Britney Spears is hotter and nakeder than I’ve ever seen her. So here’s a relatively high-quality rip of the uncensored director’s cut, and I think you’ll agree that it’s for damn sure more of a comeback than those three souvenir moon men that even Britney admits weren’t earned. Full Article »