Friday, February 18th 2011
STFU: I'm Just Saying
Fuck These Fucking Fuckheads
I’m only going to mention this band’s stupid meaningless name once, only so this little rant shows up in their Google alerts. While jerking around on Facebook, I came across this promo video for The Bunny The Bear:
Now, I’ve done you all a big favor, and replaced the audio with something a lot more pleasant, but I won’t be offended if you watch it on mute. The point here is that they shamelessly copied the most famous video by the greatest hardcore band of all time, Refused.
We know there’s not a single stupid fucking sellout crabcore band these days on Victory Records and/or the cover of Alternative Press that wouldn’t drop everything to line up to suck Dennis Lyxzén’s dick like it came with an iPhone 5 and a pair of vans. We know that every single “creative” expression from the first moment they pick up a guitar begins with the fantasy that if they could be half as cool as Refused, they wouldn’t even need chicks, because they could just blow themselves all day long. Yet still, somehow I expect more than this from them. It’s downright pathetic to see a group of people that dare call themselves a band move no further than the first idea that pops into every single one of their tiny fucking mallrat brains.
It’s fucking disgusting. Fuck these fucking losers and anyone who thinks they’re remotely cool.
I found the nails on the chalkboard in stereo oddly transfixing. Right channel…. ooh left channel! Huzzah! Again again!
Also: fuck these guys.
I’m getting the impression you don’t care for these gentlemen,
oh, you know, whatever.
Get it out. Get it all out
Tell us how you REALLY feel.
I don’t see where these guys became relevant enough to merit this kind of attention. Not that I disagree with you, but you’re better than this- once you start going down the road of kicking dead pigs it’s difficult to stop..there’s a fuckload of them out there…
I’m inclined to agree with this gentleman, though I’ve been known to indulge in a little dead pig kicking from time to time myself…
i can waste spare bullets if i feel like it.
i lols’d
if i listen to this instead i feel happy
That is too funny. I’ll admit that the reason I read this post is because of triple fuck in the title. Nothing grabs my attention like a little profanity! I like your honesty! Rant away!!
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