Thursday, July 12th 2012
News: Daily Headlines
Slipknot frontman Corey Taylor passed out onstage during their Mayhem Fest set in Dallas. He’s fine.
Randy Blythe‘s push-a-stagediver-and-he-dies situation is not getting better. After prosecutors blocked his bail, he could sit in a Czech prison for months awaiting trial.
Charlie Sheen, giving Slash his Hollywood star: “You know, it’s quite fitting, I think, that Slash is getting a star on the very street that Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.”
Refused, Santigold, Run-DMC to headline this year’s Fun Fun Fun Fest in Austin. Check the full lineup.
Keep on insisting that America’s cultural decline is only hype. Keep on fucking that chicken, kids. Chris Brown loves you.
Pitchfork’s man of the century James Murphy was on Jimmy Fallon, discussing new ways to perform hipster communions and how LCD Soundsystem is somehow now an amazing band that everybody misses.
Faith No More covered Niggas in Paris. No sign of Gwyneth Paltrow.
The most fucked up thing that’s ever happened to Tommy Lee? Glad you asked. It was a girl asking for a picture at a bad time.
Even Jack White isn’t above jacking off fans with song video trailers. Here’s the Freedom at 21 video…. promo.
The Rolling Stones 50th anniversary tour to offer new merch: dick pills, adult diapers, wrinkles.
An old, racist asshole is still yelling that Obama hates America. I wonder what he does with his Monday nights these days.
However, it is not racist to call Bob Marley a blood-sucking parasite. Because he totally is.
Target cancelled orders for Frank Ocean‘s new CD, just like they did with the $10 million Lady Gaga campaign last year. But that’s got nothing to do with gayness, you guys. They’re even discounting lube for the day to prove it.
Record industry in a hopelessly declining spiral of doom? Universal plans to fix that right up with a manifesto. Seems legit, says the dude in the Free Candy van.
When religious retards slap you in the face, slap back. Hard. Meek Mill knows what’s up.
“Rape: It happens for a reason” is very likely to not replace the “Milk: It does a body good” tagline. But fuck you anyway, Justin Bieber.
Bonus: your daily Home Alone reenactment pic, with Manson, Slash, Johnny Depp & Alice Cooper.