Far be it for us to glorify gratuitous violence, even upon the deserving, but this was just too good to pass up. In this outtake from theĀ kitsch nonsense short film We Were Once A Fairytale, director Spike Jonze is seen getting fed up with Kanye West’s Blackberry addiction to the point where he bitch-slaps the man. Enjoy.
In no way is it real, but it’s great to have a visual for a fantasy most everyone has had at some point.


















the look on his face right before he slaps him is the best part.
Wish that was real…and wish that every person on earth was standing in line right behind him to get their slaps of vindication in.
Wow, good idea, but how lame was that? And by the way, bitch/pimp slap is done with the back of the hand not with the inside.
apparently spinnett isn’t familiar enough with how “the pimp and the bitch” works
I thought it was more just the fact that a man is slapping another man that makes it a bitchslap, as in, the slappee was made to look like a bitch. Not sure if it matters which side of the hand, though backhand probably hurts more. Idk.
Either way, agreed, the “slap” looked way off mark. they shoulda rehearsed a bit more to make it look more realistic, maybe went method and actually done it for real…. Still, great to see………
They obviously didn’t watch Rock’n'Rolla before doing this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAa36d-HPyQ
@Spinett…no. When in doubt, consult the Urban Dictionary:
1-Bitch slap:
To open handedly slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being bitch slapped as they are not worthy of a man sized punch. Suggests the slap was met with little resistance and much whining.
I’m with Spinett here.
An open handed slap…. is a regular slap. The urban dictionary is written by suburban white people, and should never be consulted for matters such as these.
The bitchslap has always been the back of the hand against the cheek. Real pimps slap first and ask questions later, and only when in a position of personal insult, resort to the bitchslap. The back-hand is much more serious when you’re wearing many rings, and is to be used only in serious matters.
Source: Pimp Handbook, under “discipline”
Then I consult someone actually born and raised in urban ages and times before being “urban” was a statement or a gauge to measure psuedo cred: myself. Bitchslap = open handed. The back hand would be the pimp slap. I’ll stick with what I know.
man, this shit is still good 2 weeks later. lol
I consider a slap a mother fucking slap no matter which side of the hand it is. FFS if i want to call a bitch or pimp slap and I do it with the palm of my and then so be it. Jesus its all an opinion quit fucking qouting “Pimp Handbook” and “Urban Dictionary”. Oh btw Justin Dettle if you have to read a boook on how to be a damn pimp then just fucking give up at trying books dont settle everything in life.
[...] Not bad, but certainly not as thrilling as watching Kanye get bitch-slapped by Spike Jonze. [...]
If you’re a bitch, and you get slapped like a bitch, then you got BITCH-SLAPPED!