Here’s the good news: Them Crooked Vultures are in fact playing the previously reported show at the Metro in Chicago this sunday. They do in fact plan to tour very soon; we’ve confirmed immediate plans with an opening act we can’t announce yet. Their album is in fact coming very soon.
Here’s the totally fucked up news: The promo poster and YouTube clip we presented yesterday are fake; both seem to be part of an elaborate hoax staged by that kid wax on the Rekords Rekords forum, who may or may not be part of a band called Dirk Diggler And The 12 Dwarves. We’d link to their MySpace with the song from the promo video, but fuck them.
So the release date is not necessarily October 23rd. The album title is not Never Deserved The Future. Also, wax and his buddies are a bunch of testicle eaters.
[...] UPDATE: Poster & video are fake. Wax is a jerkoff. More info here. [...]
Cocksmoking motherfucker.
Cum eating fuckholez. I wouldn’t want a link to their most likely shitty bands myspace anyway.Bunch of losers with too much time on their hands.
“Cocksmoking motherfucker”.
Nice quote :)
[...] clip turns out to be a hoax (and a good one at that ). Below is a statement from Antiquiet.com, who fell for this just as hard as we [...]
Come on, this is a great tune, what’s more tempting them crooked Vultures or this tune? No easy choice. Now publish who this is. I need to have this.
Here’s their myspace: http://www.myspace.com/ddad12d
Testicle eater your mother!
Eat shit and die. Suck cocks in hell.
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[...] link to a couple of them below who reported the release date and then explained the hoax: Here… And Here… As I said, you should probably play the official 33 second audio clip from [...]
[...] link to a couple of them below who reported the release date and then explained the hoax: Here… And Here… As I said, you should probably play the official 33 second audio clip from [...]