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Mike Huckabee Has Phenomenal Taste In Music
By Johnny Firecloud
Monday, June 22, 2009
For the sake of keeping all our daggers sheathed here at Antiquiet, we largely tend to avoid the political arena whenever possible. This, however, is a sitting duck that’s just impossible to ignore, and because it sort of qualifies as music, I couldn’t resist.
Mike Huckabee has just called out Russell Simmons directly. He believes that what the rap world is missing are The Young Cons, two white-bread cracker-ass virgin honkies with silver spoons forever lodged deep within their colonic canals, who are calling out all the liberal, moderate and otherwise non-hardline neocon “haters” out there. Wave your Cartier watches in the sky & sip that warm milk as the Ivy League rhymeslayers lay down some sick rhymes about abortions and disgraced (fired) Miss California, Carrie Prejean.
Aside from the general air of thinly-veiled cerebral palsy, the most fantastic thing about the clip was the line Yo Stiltz – make it two times please… It may just be the new Yo Vanilla, kick it one time boyeeeeee. Too early to tell as of now.
In truth, there’s something to be said for the young men’s ability to drop the biblical horseshit while wearing a thousand-dollar suit: My dislike for thee is def’nitely not hyperbole / taxes are the subject, and I will spit them verbally, one of them rhymes, in a blistering display of pseudopolitical aggression. It this the GOP’s answer to the suburban hate rock spawned by Disturbed, Cold, Godsmack & the like? If so, how are we supposed to feel about it? Because laughing seems like the only option, across the board. And I don’t see that changing.
lawl
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
too funny. why does everyone try to rap, though? why don’t these people ever try another genre, say, death metal, or lounge music, or something closer to home for these idiots, chumbawumba or boy-band? Everyone wants to be a rapper. I wonder what kind of shitty hip hop these guys listen to to get inspired…..
do you know how hard death metal is? rap is the only thing easy enough to do on the side and get by.
though wasn’t there a group of senators that had a barbershop quartet? i can dig that.
hahaha barbershop, yes! but that shit’s hard too! You gotta actually be able to sing, no? The Singing Senators, I remember hearing about that.
I lol’d
I wonder how often these guys do each other in the bum?
This made my day. I was feeling a bit shit but at least I’m not rapping my ignorance like an idiot on television.
Wow, that is…that is just fantastically bad. That is so bad that if they weren’t such arrogant little bastards I wouldn’t even be able to laugh at it. Even I could write better lyrics than that and English isn’t even my first language. Could probably rap better than that too, at least if I had a bit of scotch in me first :P
Gotta love the conservatives for making fools of themselves though….