Travis Barker called 911 this morning, but it wasn’t to report anything fun like copyright infringment. Instead, Travis called the cops to report his “irrational” baby momma.
In the past few hours, the two have been letting their emotions out over Twitter in a seriously passive-aggressive quote battle that all seems to have started about 17 hours ago…
Shanna: @trvsbrkr are you really doing this right now?
Travis: I would prefer even to FAIL with honor than win by cheating
Shanna: Slander is the revenge of a coward, and dissimulation his defense
Travis: You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool all the people all of the time
Travis: @ShannaMoakler No slander, just the truth
Shanna: A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
But in the days leading up to today, they’ve been as lovey-dovey as ever with little gems like:
Travis: @ShannaMoakler http://tinyurl.com/ch5e5p For u Ma.
Shanna: Right back at you papa….xoxo, http://tinyurl.com/ceqcpl
Now I’m a big fan of ridiculousness (and, unfortunately, of the saga of Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler), but is this really how we communicate these days? I’ve been hesitant to really “join” Twitter, but knowing that I can watch drama like this unfold, I’m totally in. I can’t wait for the make up tweets.


















I was wondering what all his random quoteyness was about.
haha… glad I can help. pretty ridiculous in context, huh?
I wonder how long they searched for those quotes. Or if they just knew them off hand.
as much as I love them both, they certainly don’t seem like the type to just come up with this stuff off the top.