By at 7:02 PM Wednesday, August 7th 2013

 

Lady Gaga is Nude (Again), Out of Her Fucking Mind (Again), and We’re Done

Lady Gaga, Music

 

Hey you guys! Check out all the ART! Here’s Stefani Germanotta hugging crystals and taping dildo cones to her eyes and rolling around on the floor and bending over in a forest and totally fucking jacking Jay Z’s milking of the Abramovic method. Because art. Because you don’t understand art. There’s no new music here, by the way. Just droning. Endless retarded droning.

Guess whose new album is going to flop harder than Mormonism in the internet age? This shit makes me want to go back to high school and beat the piss out of every art teacher and parent who insisted that everything their kids shit onto a piece of paper was magnificent.

 
 

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18 comments
  1. Holy shit you weren’t just being a wise ass when you said that there was no new music, just retarded droning.

  2. Well…that was something…

  3. Argonaut says:

    If nothing else, this little exercise was successful in angrying intellectually bankrupt music “journalists” (i’m using that term very loosely, as Antiquiet is one of the least-respected two-bit music blog around– and you know that very well, “Firecloud”) who won’t actually do anything creative, but spend their life writing about the work of others. Prattle on, Angry White Music Nerd, this lady beat you in every facet of life. The real world would hate you if it even had any idea who you were.

  4. Kind of mesmerizing. But I also love yoko ono, so hey, maybe I was just encouraged too much as a child.

  5. Greg Kawalec says:

    Can Stefanie hire a hot stand-in when she wants to do more bullshit college-level art? I can’t jerk off to this.

  6. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    -Lyrics from Gaga’s upcoming single “EEEEEE”

  7. Cory Hatton says:

    wow. pip farting on a snare drum. tits.

  8. Lawrence Chesterbeul says:

    Turn off the sound, fast forward to 1:25, enjoy.

  9. Slap says:

    Hmmm… Certainly A LOT of comments

  10. NAGARAJA says:

    I AM 49 YEARS OLD

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