By at 7:38 AM Wednesday, March 28th 2012


Jack White Releases 3 RPM Record With Every ‘Blue Series’ Single

Jack White, Music


Hot on the heels of their third anniversary in Nashville, Jack White‘s Third Man Records are taking the party favors public. At the birthday celebration for the fledgeling record label, they gave fans their own copy of the world’s first 3 RPM record.

No, that’s not a typo. The record is intended to spin on a record player at three revolutions per minute, containing every “Blue Series” single the label has ever released.

If your first thought is “this makes no fucking sense!” – you’re not alone.

Here’s how Third Man describes it:

The world’s first 3 RPM record is a study in contradictions– it’s cut at the slowest speed yet it plays faster than anything you’ve ever heard. It’s a compilation of 7 inch records but it’s packaged like a 12 inch. But the 12 inch sleeve is made like our 7 inch sleeve (as it is one continues piece of paper folded in half and put into an acetate sleeve). A bit like a snake eating its own tail. It comes with three bumper stickers yet there is no bumper. We gave it away for free yet given what it has fetched on eBay it is proving to be fairly valuable. It’s easy to play but impossible to hear. You put your finger on it to slow it down, but this is no easy task (as evidenced by these YouTube videos) and we estimate it would take 333 days of 33 hours training per day for your finger, hand, and arm muscles to spin at a continuous speed of 3 rpm for X hours and X minutes.

Head to Third Man Records to learn more.


Meanwhile, On The Internet...

  1. chops says:

    Oh haha, isn’t he just fuckin hilarious.

  2. Jerko says:

    Jack White is a fucking lunatic and must be stopped.


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