I wasn’t going to comment on the new Britney Spears video, despite the remarkable decision to debut it on 20/20 (of all places) on Friday. Maura over at Idolator had already said everything I was thinking about the stunt, while the rest of my thoughts on Britney ‘08 were thoroughly aired in my VMAs critique. Besides, I’m not exactly a big fan, and she’s pretty low on the list of artists in need of exposure here.
But look, it’s a holiday weekend, which means all of you are home from work, masturbating salubriously. And holy fucking shit, in this new video, Britney Spears is hotter and nakeder than I’ve ever seen her. So here’s a relatively high-quality rip of the uncensored director’s cut, and I think you’ll agree that it’s for damn sure more of a comeback than those three souvenir moon men that even Britney admits weren’t earned.
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Kevin "Skwerl" Cogill was taught his first computer programming language by his Mother's marijuana dealer at age ten. His first job involved hustling TicketMaster lines on behalf of a New Jersey concert ticket broker at age fourteen, followed by a job in graphic design shortly after graduating high school and trade school simultaneously in 1998. He built his first website in 1996 or so, and continues to do things the way they should be done, rather than the way everyone else does. He's a bit of an asshole, but he's fiercely loyal to fellow fans of good music.
Born and raised in Philadelphia, Skwerl now resides in Los Angeles.
October 12th, 2008 at 7:05 PM
right on
October 12th, 2008 at 9:51 PM
She is lookin hot again…not as hot as Lara Logan though, who still manages to be one your most viewed video list (not surprisingly).
This song is shit even from a production stand point(which was the only thing that held her last album together). But people like stupid music so I’m thinking her comeback will be complete when this album comes out and when she heads out on tour for all of 2009.
Thank you to the director who thought of the sauna scene :)
October 13th, 2008 at 7:32 AM
My guess is that Rory, unlike people, does not like stupid music at all. In fact, the music he likes is only of the highest quality in every possible way.
October 21st, 2008 at 1:10 AM
What is it with the “talent” of today? They have to show their tits and pussy in the video so you’ll be distracted enough to realize they can’t sing!
That said, I’d fuck her!!
October 21st, 2008 at 2:26 AM
Are you sure that was Britney in the video and it wasn’t Boy Shakira disguising as Britney Spears?
November 7th, 2008 at 10:18 PM
[...] the way most vids from there are. Blue Blood has a policy against linking pirated content, but Antiquiet has the Britney Spears Director’s Cut video and I’m linking that, despite Kevin [...]
November 28th, 2008 at 7:58 AM
How gorgeous is she? A body built for doggystyle.
May 27th, 2009 at 6:07 PM
[...] smoking hot in this video, and you won’t even need to mute the audio like you do with that naked Britney [...]