“God is my best friend. God is my ally. God is my boyfriend. God is my best fag. I am God’s fag hag cuz didn’t you know, God is a big fag. Serious bottom too. Butch in the streets, femme in the sheets. That is my God. God is my biggest fan. God gets me, dude.
God wants us all to just get along. He doesn’t give a shit about the profanity. The bitch fucking invented profanity. He thinks it is hilarious. He just wants you to talk to him, and he doesn’t care what you have to say. He just wants to keep the conversation going. Like Jay-Z, he just wants to love you.” More…
Margaret Cho is fucking awesome.
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Johnny Firecloud is Antiquiet's resident hippie liberal, but he doesn't smell at all like patchouli. A music-obsessed Michigan native, Johnny makes his living in the gleaming cesspool that is Los Angeles. He's currently attempting to write his first novel, and surprisingly, it's not about political hypocrisy or judicial injustice. But he does love a good soapbox.Read all articles by Johnny Firecloud
September 18th, 2008 at 9:08 PM
yanno, i like the spirit, I just wish she could be less obnoxious in general