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	<title>Comments on: Stupid Humans Leave A Fucking DVD On Mars</title>
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	<description>online blogging killed the restroom graffiti industry</description>
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		<title>By: leakeg</title>
		<link>http://www.antiquiet.com/editorials/2008/07/humans-are-fucking-stupid-a-mars-dvd-time-capsule/#comment-2414</link>
		<dc:creator>leakeg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:55:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>“Attention Astronauts: Take this with you.”
ouch

someone in NASA must have a twisted sense of humour to have this shit sent out haha.</description>
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ouch</p>
<p>someone in NASA must have a twisted sense of humour to have this shit sent out haha.</p>
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		<title>By: Paulie Danger</title>
		<link>http://www.antiquiet.com/editorials/2008/07/humans-are-fucking-stupid-a-mars-dvd-time-capsule/#comment-2394</link>
		<dc:creator>Paulie Danger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 08:11:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Attention Astronauts: Take this with you."
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Mission Control: T-minuts ten seconds....wait.  Hey guys.  Did you remember the DVD from the mouth breathing soap opera bloggers with cats and iBooks at the Planetary Society?

Astronaut: Yeah.

Mission Control: Okay.  Let's launch this mother fucker.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Attention Astronauts: Take this with you.&#8221;<br />
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Mission Control: T-minuts ten seconds&#8230;.wait.  Hey guys.  Did you remember the DVD from the mouth breathing soap opera bloggers with cats and iBooks at the Planetary Society?</p>
<p>Astronaut: Yeah.</p>
<p>Mission Control: Okay.  Let&#8217;s launch this mother fucker.</p>
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		<title>By: Passenger</title>
		<link>http://www.antiquiet.com/editorials/2008/07/humans-are-fucking-stupid-a-mars-dvd-time-capsule/#comment-2366</link>
		<dc:creator>Passenger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 03:13:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This reminds me of Futurama episode...

Like a big FUCK YOU to our great great great x times grand children...

Well done.</description>
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<p>Like a big FUCK YOU to our great great great x times grand children&#8230;</p>
<p>Well done.</p>
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		<title>By: Skwerl</title>
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		<dc:creator>Skwerl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 18:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>haha jesus. i'm not going to let myself get started on the unlikelihood that an alien race would be able to decode the mpeg codec with absolutely no rosetta stone of any kind... by the time they do- or even by the time they even find this fucking disc in the middle of bumblefuck mars- they'll find earth. whether we're still around or not, there'll be a lot more going on than a fuckin' dvd in the middle of a fucking crater.
it'd be like finding an issue of newsweek on the outskirts of the ruins of new york city.
and jesus christ, who allowed that abomination of a dvd label design to go out to represent the planet? it's fucking hideous. they're gonna think we're a planet of hyperactive mouth breathing soap opera watching secretaries with no taste, blogging in their free time about their cats, video scrapbooking in imovie on their ibooks because noone told them not to, agonizing over clipart for the labels in microsoft office.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>haha jesus. i&#8217;m not going to let myself get started on the unlikelihood that an alien race would be able to decode the mpeg codec with absolutely no rosetta stone of any kind&#8230; by the time they do- or even by the time they even find this fucking disc in the middle of bumblefuck mars- they&#8217;ll find earth. whether we&#8217;re still around or not, there&#8217;ll be a lot more going on than a fuckin&#8217; dvd in the middle of a fucking crater.<br />
it&#8217;d be like finding an issue of newsweek on the outskirts of the ruins of new york city.<br />
and jesus christ, who allowed that abomination of a dvd label design to go out to represent the planet? it&#8217;s fucking hideous. they&#8217;re gonna think we&#8217;re a planet of hyperactive mouth breathing soap opera watching secretaries with no taste, blogging in their free time about their cats, video scrapbooking in imovie on their ibooks because noone told them not to, agonizing over clipart for the labels in microsoft office.</p>
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