What Were YOU Doing At 20 Years Old?

November 17th, 2008 by Johnny Firecloud in Editorials

Nine Inch Nails just announced that drummer Ilan Rubin of Lostprophets will replace Josh Freese behind the kit in 2009. Freese recently announced his plans to leave the group.

The guy’s 20 years old. Jesus. I shudder, thinking of the bullshit I was up to at 20.

Now Is The Time

November 4th, 2008 by Johnny Firecloud in Editorials

Vote. Do whatever the hell you have to do to get to a voting booth today.
Get out there and give weight to your convictions.

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Whatever It Takes.

The Death (And Sputtering Rebirth) Of The Mixtape

October 2nd, 2008 by Johnny Firecloud in Editorials

Evolution eats through sanctity with no regard for legacy. It’s an undeniable fact that applies just as much to music as it does to outdated social sedative mythologies- just ask vinyl. After the clunky, short-lived 8-track brought a new portability to the listening experience, cassettes came along, and as a format they were a damn sight more convenient, in both size and playback versatility, than the alternative.

While they certainly didn’t push to any new heights of artistic potential from the source, cassettes blew open the doors of listener involvement. As tape decks, Walkmen and boomboxes popped up everywhere in the eighties, the mixtape was also born, and quickly rose to fame.

On Second Thought…

September 16th, 2008 by Johnny Firecloud in Editorials

A few hours ago, I put up a review of the new Cold War Kids record, Loyalty To Loyalty. It was a glowing endorsement of one of the best records this year, with fond remembrances of seeing them live. I talked about a few tracks. I quoted some lyrics. And I streamed my favorite song on the album, Every Valley Is Not A Lake, to give a taste of the goodness to curious readers.

The problem is, the record doesn’t come out for another week. Sure, it’s leaked all over the internet in the past couple days, but evidently, Downtown Records believes that Antiquiet’s enthusiastic endorsement is going to damage their marketing plan in a way that widespread downloading can’t- drop their numbers, skew their charts and graphs, flip the wrong switches. We received an urgent cease and desist email shortly after the piece went up:

IMMEDIATELY REMOVE ALL LINKS, REFERENCES, ARTWORK, DOWNLOADS, VIDEOS AND MP3 FILES ASSOCIATED WITH COLD WAR KIDS “LOYALTY TO LOYALTY”
NOTICE OF INFRINGEMENT AND DECLARATION
DOWNTOWN RECORDS

Per Sundin Succeeds Lars Ulrich As King Douche

September 14th, 2008 by Skwerl in Editorials

Every single day I check the music news, and seriously every single fucking day, there’s something new about Metallica. We mocked Mission: Metallica and their overblown, over-hyped marketing bullshit, and I for one am pretty sick of hearing about them. But I have to admit, they’re getting it right for a change. They’re staying on the radar by serving substance, not just ads. They’re keeping it coming, giving it all away. They’re engaging the fans head-on.

There are three (and only three) simple truths, beyond which things get complicated: Fans consume art ruthlessly. Corporations make money ruthlessly. Artists make art ruthlessly.

Everything beyond these three truths can be picked apart and debated as the game evolves. But anyone who forgets any of these three truths is a fool, and anyone who fights them is asking for a Darwinian lightning bolt to wipe their useless genes off the planet. Today’s Metallica news brought one such waste of DNA to my attention: Per Sundin, President of Universal Music Sweden.